Linda Holmes

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Entirely Real Photos: Please Don't Cry On The One Direction Wax Figures

Thursday, June 06, 2013

Hmm, tell me if this sounds like a publicity stunt to you.

Madame Tussauds is now offering bulk tissues and a "tissue attendant" because of the One Direction fans who flock to the cold, corpse-like copies of the boys they love dearly. Presumably, when they realize that wax ...

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The Critic, The Viewer And The Episode Dump

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

I have substantial affection for both Hollywood Reporter TV critic Tim Goodman and the Fox executive who tweets as "Masked Scheduler." They're both amusing, resolute grumps at times, but great fun to follow on Twitter. So you can imagine how uncomfortable it was to see them have a testy exchange ...

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Once Again, Elizabeth Taylor And Richard Burton Get A TV Movie

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

On the heels of Liz & Dick, Lifetime's campy take on the love story of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton that starred none other than Lindsay Lohan, BBC America will be delivering another made-for-TV version this fall. Because they couldn't call it Liz & Dick, this one is called ...

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Why Yes, I Did Watch A Movie Called 'Deadly Spa'

Monday, June 03, 2013

[Caution: Contains Deadly Spoilers.]

A couple of weeks ago, I noticed that Lifetime had a movie coming up that was about a spa where things get deadly. It was called Deadly Spa.

There's something about the name Deadly Spa that just feels like they came up with it while drunk ...

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Pyrrhic Victories: Mass Casualties And Rah-Rah Endings

Monday, June 03, 2013

[Attention: Vague spoilers on Fast & Furious 6, Star Trek Into Darkness, Iron Man 3, The Avengers. More specific spoilers on Die Hard, Die Hard 2.]

I get all my best ideas about Star Trek from NPR's White House correspondent Ari Shapiro, so naturally, when he came by my desk ...

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Entirely Real Photos: Can You Guess What This Product Is?

Monday, June 03, 2013

Now and then, as I am wandering through the photos from the last day or two, I come upon one that I see as a thumbnail and absolutely have to click on, simply so that I can figure out what the heck is going on.

In this case: What exactly ...

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Rita Wilson On Life After 50: 'Get Ready, It's A Blast'

Friday, May 31, 2013

I cannot tell a lie: Rita Wilson is an actor-singer-producer who's done all manner of interesting things, but is for me most warmly recalled for her unforgettable explanation of the plot of An Affair To Remember in Sleepless In Seattle. The film (which also stars her husband, some guy named ...

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Truth In Advertising: Pregnant Ladies Date On 'Pregnant And Dating'

Friday, May 31, 2013

There's a part of basic cable that you might call "soft reality" — the unscripted shows where everybody is nice, almost all the stories are happy, the comedy is mostly gentle, and the main characters are meant to be very sympathetic. Soft reality loves pregnancy and childbirth, as seen on ...

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Let's Rush To Judgment: Vince Vaughn In 'Delivery Man'

Friday, May 31, 2013

Several years ago, my best friend and I crafted a hypothetical movie in our heads, beginning from the advertising campaign. It featured Ashton Kutcher, shrugging extravagantly with his palms helplessly upturned. He was surrounded by, say, eight angry-looking actresses, some with their faces twisted as they yelled at him, some ...

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Pop Culture Happy Hour: Binge Viewing And A Summer TV Quiz

Friday, May 31, 2013

It's not every week you get to hear me go full-on fan-crazy. (Okay, it's some weeks, but usually not about the people who are in the studio.) But this week, I am extra-excited because Stephen Thompson and I are joined for our pop-culture roundtable podcast by Gene Demby and Kat ...

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Yes, Your Cat Can Get A Movie Deal

Thursday, May 30, 2013

"Mr. Lashes, 34 years old, is an agent for Internet cats."

That's a quote from The Wall Street Journal in an article about Ben Lashes, who recently landed a movie deal for Grumpy Cat, the online sensation rapidly becoming an industry. G-Cat has a book deal, ...

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Theaters And Studios Squabble Over Shortening Movie Trailers

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Here's a question: If you go to the movies and the scheduled showtime is, say, 7:30, when do you actually expect the movie to start? If you said 7:30, you go to very unusual screenings. If you said 7:45, you're closer to what many experience. If you said 7:50, you're ...

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Kerfuffle Politics: The Statement Adam Levine Shouldn't Need To Make

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Tuesday night on The Voice, Adam Levine — who's the lead singer of Maroon 5 when he's not judging reality television — had two of the singers on his team eliminated. To understand this, just know that each of the four judge-coaches (Levine, Shakira, Usher and Blake Shelton) starts out ...

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CBS Debuts A Baking Competition As Broadcast Continues Borrowing From Cable

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Broadcast TV has seen the writing on the walls at Food Network, Bravo and TLC: competitive food shows can build solid followings (Chopped, Top Chef) and so can shows about baking (Cake Boss, Cupcake Wars). Throw in a format popular in Britain called The Great British Bake-Off, and add the ...

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Ahem: Asking Someone To The Prom Is Not A 'Proposal'

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

There are times when the kindness of a gesture is undermined by its ostentatious nature — when the fancier your method of approaching another human being, the less it appears to be about them and the more it appears to be about you.

This is the risk inherent in any ...

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Entirely Real Photos: Wax Will Smith Gets Jiggy With Wax George Clooney

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

As you know, we at Monkey See enjoy creepy wax figurines maybe more than anything in the world, and now, Wax George Clooney (whose adventures we have chronicled in the past) has been joined at a photo shoot in London by Wax Will Smith, as well as Wax ...

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Comikaze: Not Just The Other Comic Convention

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

You may be familiar with the San Diego Comic-Con, a constantly expanding convention for fans that started as a niche event for comic-book nerds and is now a sprawling pop-culture event.

You may not be familiar with Comikaze. The brainchild of Regina Carpinelli, a fan who was unhappy with the ...

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A Parade Of Goobers: 17 Actual People Presented To 'The Bachelorette'

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Last night brought the premiere of the new season of The Bachelorette, in which Desiree, who was rejected by Sean on the last season of The Bachelor, was presented with 25 men from whom to choose. The theory is that if television producers choose 25 guys for you to pick ...

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Bad News, Men: You're Not Very Charming

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

I hate to break this to you, Men Of The Entire United States (Especially Actors), but The Atlantic has just run a lengthy piece pronouncing you un-charming.

At first, Benjamin Schwarz seems to mean "good conversationalist" when he says "charming." He says:

Women commonly complain about the ...

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Let's Rush To Judgment: 'Don Jon'

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

I admire Joseph Gordon-Levitt a lot, both because of his mix of performances in both big movies and little movies and because he made such a good transition from kid actor to adult actor with substantially less awkwardness than most.

Don Jon is his first feature, both as a writer ...

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