December 13, 2011 12:07:36 AM
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David
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I had decided very early on that I wanted my funeral not to be a scene of sorrow and woeful whimpering, but rather a joyous celebration.
Lucky me, then, to have this gathering of strangers just on the other side of the fence to applaud the announcement of my execution.
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Harlo could no longer navigate the economic storm. He was drowning in debt, with a house underwater. The only bill he paid anymore was for his life insurance, because he knew that if he was in the ground, his family could dig themselves out of debt. But his method had to look like an accident. After considering his options, Harlo plugged in the TV, switched on the nightly news and scared himself to death.
So good, I want to know more! Can we have the next 420 characters??
David, it's good
Bonus points for coming in with characters to spare!
I love this! hahahaha! so good.
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