Zombie

I, like God, live under-water. Its the popular consensus that it sucks a bit much. Also, when 'it' wasn't looking, I was building an army of intelligent-zombies, those with such brains that know-enough to devour that of infinite-spirits, and though 'God' ['it'] was just a simple metaphor (under water, perhaps even under ground [from which plots do zombies so often rise?]), was there, living with and amongst us all, we so did, those who 'knew' did saw off the top of God's skull, and to this day, feast (nom nom nom) on the fleshy-innards of the Lord's infinite potentiality.

Patton, you've left little room in your analysis for hope it seems,perhaps. And perhaps [round two] the wasteland is all but the putrid steel-vomit perpetuated by your dwindling faith. Here, come, sit. Try the God-brains. They're delishuz.

Orestes