Michael Shamoon

Commerce

Where's the eggplant?

After recently eating two of my favorite sandwiches from one of my favorite cafes it finally occurred to me what was off about them: where the sandwich used to feature a few plump and meaty slices of fried eggplant there are now only pathetic wafers of eggplant-like remnants between two hefty fried layers! (Note the distinct lack of a downsizing in price...)

There can be only one culprit for this downsizing—darn you o global economic recession. I want my sandwich back!

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