Zombies, Spaceships, and Wastelands

Comedian Patton Oswalt thinks that he and his circle of high school friends could be parsed into three different categories — Zombies, Spaceships, and Wastelands — that shaped their paths to adulthood, their careers, and their lives. Patton says he realizes now that he's a Wasteland...but what are you: a Zombie, a Spaceship, or a Wasteland? Take our survey.

June 23, 2011 08:19:03 PM
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Zombie

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Katja

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May 17, 2011 05:41:18 PM
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Spaceship

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Debby

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May 17, 2011 01:56:22 PM
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Wasteland

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Blade Runner

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Jason

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May 17, 2011 01:31:12 PM
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Wasteland

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Burn it all. Build it back.

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Thomas

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May 17, 2011 12:30:18 PM
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Wasteland

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Spaceshipy wasteland.

I've wandered the wasteland that is the professional writer career path and somehow found the spaceship of gainful employment in a job I love.

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Robert

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May 02, 2011 06:34:08 PM
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Spaceship

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I think any problem can be solved with sufficient technology. I keep hailing frequencies open, but deflector shields up. I love to have all the right equipment and tools for any situation. I'm always on the move from scene to scene. I listen to dubstep, which sounds not unlike a spaceship engine.

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Paul

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April 17, 2011 06:50:05 PM
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Wasteland

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I chose wasteland because the idea of rebuilding really appeals to me.

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Jeremiah

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April 12, 2011 07:35:50 PM
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Spaceship

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for the adventure!

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jill

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April 12, 2011 07:35:26 PM
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Spaceship

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for the adventure!

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jill

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April 04, 2011 12:47:45 AM
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Zombie

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Julia

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March 27, 2011 01:27:39 PM
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Wasteland

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Just because.

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Maite

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March 16, 2011 12:03:44 PM
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Zombie

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Bob

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March 14, 2011 12:58:02 PM
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Zombie

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Audrey

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March 14, 2011 03:23:42 AM
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Wasteland

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I mean, who would admit to being a Zombie or Spaceship? Maybe I would if I were one, so I guess that makes me a Wasteland.

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Jeff

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March 13, 2011 06:30:19 PM
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Wasteland

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Cheri

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March 13, 2011 12:06:15 PM
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Wasteland

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Dreamer

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Emily

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March 12, 2011 09:30:26 PM
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Spaceship

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Fyza

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March 12, 2011 03:54:20 AM
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Spaceship

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Because I have hope and I'm not a narcissist, like nearly everyone else currently living in "civilization" right now.

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Andyniable

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March 11, 2011 02:58:53 PM
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Wasteland

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Mary

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March 11, 2011 07:54:46 AM
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Zombie

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Hoop

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