Zombies, Spaceships, and Wastelands

Comedian Patton Oswalt thinks that he and his circle of high school friends could be parsed into three different categories — Zombies, Spaceships, and Wastelands — that shaped their paths to adulthood, their careers, and their lives. Patton says he realizes now that he's a Wasteland...but what are you: a Zombie, a Spaceship, or a Wasteland? Take our survey.

March 04, 2011 06:36:13 PM
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Wasteland

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JASON

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March 04, 2011 06:08:31 PM
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Wasteland

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i hate everything

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dan

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March 04, 2011 06:01:12 PM
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Spaceship

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Chris

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March 04, 2011 05:59:52 PM
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Wasteland

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Being in the wasteland for too long can turn you into a zombie. Shaking your fist at how the new wastelands weren't as cool as the wasteland you destroyed when you had a wasteland to destroy.

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Brian

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March 04, 2011 05:56:03 PM
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Spaceship

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i see myself as a perrennial traveler. I haven't had a place I call HOME since about 1992.

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Dana

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March 04, 2011 05:24:30 PM
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Wasteland

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chris

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March 04, 2011 04:57:16 PM
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Spaceship

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Drifting through the night, suspended on a beam of light, I see the stars burning ever so bright.

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Gustav

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March 04, 2011 04:54:15 PM
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Zombie

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I am waverig between zombie and wasteland, but what made me decide zombie was the idea of simplifying and having a love for the outcasts and disgust for the "slick". The fringe of society have always been more attractive to me than the normal. And zombie is a little like wasteland just because there is usually still that core of society that endures and survives, and inevitably there are quite a few members of the fringe of society (zombies) are represented in that core group of survivors. Where is this diagnostic quiz mentioned in the audi??

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Terry

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March 04, 2011 04:12:31 PM
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Zombie

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Customer service efforts just seem pointless to me. Why waste the customers money making them feel better about wasting their money on making them feel better?

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Colin

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March 04, 2011 04:06:49 PM
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Spaceship

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I'm am always looking to keep things orderly, organized, and set up for ease-of-use for the future.

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David

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March 04, 2011 03:43:19 PM
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Wasteland

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Ted.

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March 04, 2011 03:15:34 PM
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Wasteland

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matt

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March 04, 2011 03:14:43 PM
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Spaceship

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Spaceships represent the future and progression. I'm pro-choice, pr- stem cell research, pro-cloning, anticlerical, anti-conservative, and pro space anything.

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Uberjam

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March 04, 2011 03:04:55 PM
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Wasteland

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Lizzie

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March 04, 2011 02:57:29 PM
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Spaceship

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Steve

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March 04, 2011 02:50:10 PM
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Wasteland

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Tracy

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March 04, 2011 02:42:38 PM
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Zombie

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Mostly because I've written zombie stories early in my teen years.

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Jays

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March 04, 2011 02:40:27 PM
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Spaceship

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Bryant

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March 04, 2011 02:25:07 PM
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Spaceship

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Kate

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March 04, 2011 02:18:54 PM
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Spaceship

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Always off doing one thing or other, seeking new adventures and to boldly going where no one has gone before.

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Sarah

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