The Funniest Tweets About New York City in the Winter

At two degrees, today set a new daily record for the lowest temperature at Central Park. But people on Twitter have been complaining about winter for months, so we've collected the funniest musings here.

On my way to the office pic.twitter.com/zCzITRyZ5W

— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) February 20, 2015

The key to staying warm is layers. Layers and layers of cake eaten in your bed as you stay home watching movies all day.

— Brian Frange (@brianfrange) February 20, 2015

I strongly believe I should get a prize every time I engage in social activity in the winter

— Heben Nigatu (@heavenrants) February 20, 2015

ALERT: NYC will receive anywhere between 1 and 13,000 inches of snow tomorrow. The MTA will preemptively collapse all subway tunnels.

— Andrew J. Hawkins (@andyjayhawk) January 29, 2015

Winter nightmare: people seeing you slip on the ice.

I fell in the street in the snow and people came over to ask if I was ok and it was embarrassing and I ran away :(

— Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) February 2, 2015

Let alone having it published in the paper.

This is my worst nightmare. Not falling - but falling and having my picture posted everywhere by jerks http://t.co/n66kxI5UBm

— Joel Pavelski (@joelcifer) January 22, 2014

Footwear get serious in the cold.

i am always staring at other people's snow boots and trying to decide what brand they are and if they are better than mine

— dodai (@dodaistewart) February 10, 2015

Seeing winter slowly destroy your timbs gotta be like watching someone you love slowly die

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) February 7, 2015

Even the bots can't deal.

i will absolutely not survive the winter

— olivia taters (@oliviataters) December 9, 2014

We're desperately seeking more degrees.

it's 3 degrees outside. think I'll wait inside until the other 40 get here.

— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) February 20, 2015

Hey God, Moshe here- you forgot to make degrees for today.

— Moe B. (@MoBeeNYC) February 20, 2015

I stepped outside and my eyes chapped.

— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) February 20, 2015

New York is the world capital of frozen urine puddles this morning.

— Tom Ceraulo (@tceraulo) February 20, 2015

I don't remember a time before the day-long sounds of neighbors shoveling snow and spinning their wheels to get out of their parking places.

— Heather Rasley (@Heather_R) February 3, 2015

New York can be so romantic in the winter. pic.twitter.com/eNXVHuNQ6m

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 10, 2015

Sometimes a screenshot of your weather app says it all.

[screenshot of my weather app]

— Steve Kovach (@stevekovach) February 20, 2015

Billy Eichner is taking his complaint straight to the top.

.@BarackObama it's too cold

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 19, 2015

But let's keep things in perspective.

NY peeps, it could be worse, you could be living in Boston pic.twitter.com/7LxMiXKESi

— Shai Goldman (@shaig) February 20, 2015