Burlesque Plus Lucha Libre Equals Epic Entertainment

Oh, the gods have been good to us today. Morning Edition has proffered up the most glorious Cinco de Mayo battle of all: Lucha VaVoom. It's a cross between lucha libre wrestling and burlesque dancing. Do not miss Cassandro -- the wrestler whose teeth were knocked out AGAIN by a midget performer.

And bonus for you -- here's a video of said Cassandro. You're welcome.