Write Your Own Headline for <em>The Onion</em>

The Onion is America's best source for funny headlines. Three of its editors - Scott Dikkers, Joe Garden, and Joe Randazzo - look at some of our listeners' parody headline submissions, and explain how The Onion writers come up with their own.

The Onion's new book is Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition.