It's Easy Being John

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Well, I certainly don’t want to get in trouble here, but I also don’t want to get anyone else in trouble either, so I’m going to leave my all-purpose assistant, Caryn Havlik, out of this. Let me just say that even with all the music that comes into my office – more than I could ever actually listen to – there are sometimes bands or records I want that I can’t easily put my hands on. I’ve found that if I tell my anonymous assistant about this band or record, it will quite often appear on a burned CD on my desk later that day. I believe she is able to accomplish this because she is a musician herself and therefore knows every musician in the universe, living or dead. I believe this in a sincere and legally-binding way.

It’s all about Plausible Deniability, people…