Oscar Contest: Your Current Events Movie Titles

We want you to rework the titles of the movies nominated for this year's Academy Awards to make them relevant to current events. For instance:

Up in the Air: Health Care Reform in America
Inglourious Basterds:The Story of the 2010 US Senate
Up: Has Shaun White Landed His 1260 Double McTwist Yet?
The Blind Side: How the Times Caught David Paterson Off Guard
Crazy Heart: Dick Cheney Keeps on Ticking

Add your own re-worked titles below! Here are the prominent movies nominated this year. Use these or pick another recent movie: Avatar, The Blind Side, Crazy Heart, District 9, An Education, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Invictus, The Last Station, The Lovely Bones, The Messenger, Precious, A Serious Man, Up, Up in the Air...We'll read our favorites on the air!