This is our anthem to being naughty.
Before Broadway musicals got serious about West Side gangs or Fleet Street barbers, Cole Porter entertained audiences with frothy tales of socialites, gangsters, and nightclub singers. Anything Goes was his biggest hit, and while it's something of a period piece, the title song took on a life of its own, thanks to Frank Sinatra. It celebrates liberation from social constraints — or what some would call a disgraceful slipping of standards: short hemlines, women smoking, four-letter words. "We have something called the First Amendment that says that we do most of what we want," says historian Laurence Maslon. "And yet there's this Puritan streak in America that says, you can't do that, that offends me." Today the lyrics about fast cars and short stockings feel quaint.
To capture the sense of danger and titillation the song had in 1934, Studio 360 presents an update for the age of sexting, bailouts, and fries with bacon. (lyrics by Joe Keenan; performed by Bryan Batt, accompanied by Jesse Reeks on piano)
Bonus Track: "Anything Goes" revamped
Written by Joe Keenan and performed by Bryan Batt
Interview: Mel Brooks on seeing Anything Goes for the first time
Video: "Anything Goes" in the opening of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Video: Patty LuPone performs "Anything Goes" at the 1988 Tonys
Bonus: Joe Keenan's updated lyrics to "Anything Goes"
Times have changed.
Porter’s ditty was once risqué
But if Porter could see today
And decorum’s complete decay,
He would say,
“Though the Thirtie’s were hot as hell,
Everything that went then still goes ...
And a whole lot else as well!”
When gays can wed, and jaws aren’t dropping
When Barney and Ben go shopping for baby clothes,
When dames as dim as Kim Kardashian
Triumph by acting trashy in tawdry shows,
The smut you can get today
On the 'net today,
Straight or gay today,
And all day today,
‘Cause burlesque today
Is on your desk today,
Where nobody can oppose.
When girls of ten are adolescing
And proving the point by dressing like tiny ho’s,
When grandma’s face is pulled so tightly
She looks like a Keira Knightley whose eyes won’t close,
When stars whose thoughts are far from clever
Are tweeting their fans whenever they blow their nose,
If airing your views you like
On Fox News you like,
If tattoos you like,
Or girls’ shoes you like,
If rendezvous you like
With Tom Cruise you like,
Just say you won’t disclose!
When Cary Grants and Spencer Traceys
Have turned into Kevin Spaceys and Russell Crowes
When fast food chains serve fries with bacon
To folks who could be mistaken for buffaloes
When half the nations filled with rancor
From living in homes their banker will soon foreclose,
Though banks are all crooks today
With cooked books today,
When they fail today
They get bailed today,
And those banks today
Are saying, “thanks!” today
As their bonus pool just grows.
When men of god who preach with thunder
Are looking for fun with underage romeos,
— anything? —
Anything GoesArtist: Brad MehldauAlbum: Anything GoesLabel: Nonesuch
Anything GoesArtist: Frank SinatraAlbum: Songs for Swinging LoversLabel: Capitol
Anything GoesArtist: Ella FitzgeraldAlbum: Night and Day: The Cole Porter SongbookLabel: Verve / Polygram