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Friday, July 22, 2011

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Comments [48]

Janet Schreiber

I've sent a text message to you numerous times because I've been trying every possible permutation of your text address (or whatever it's called). Can someone assist me? The last one I used was 'NYC votes 30644' I have a suggestion about voter turn-out that I really want to express. Thanks, JANET

Nov. 01 2011 04:31 PM
Dorothy from Morristown

All that "it's so hot" was just silly and I turned you off. Surely we should not have a whole program on that. So much more important stuff going around, deal with the heat.

Jul. 27 2011 01:45 PM
ckk from ny, ny

it's so hot that even vegans are feigning shopping for meat at the up town Fairway in order to enjoy the cool air in the meat locker!

Jul. 24 2011 07:35 AM
Andy from Long Island

Its so hot that The Fonz has lost his cool!

Jul. 23 2011 09:43 PM
cynthia from Englewood

All the gays who came out are going back in!

Jul. 22 2011 01:02 PM
cynthia from Englewood, NJ

Nudists are shedding their skins.

Jul. 22 2011 12:25 PM
Thomas Jones from East Harlem, New York

It's so hot that Dorothy did not have to throw water on the Wicked Witch of the West to make her melt.

Jul. 22 2011 12:20 PM
Eric Talbott from Westchester

It's so hot my shadow is looking for some shade!

Jul. 22 2011 12:05 PM
Calls'em from McLean, VA

It's so hot that Al Gore realized there is a God and having gotten a taste of hell, he confessed that he falsified the global "warming" data.

He doesn't want to experience this kind of heat again and for all eternity.

Jul. 22 2011 12:04 PM

It's so hot that I'm about to turn off the radio. Unrelated to the heat, related to this LAME segment.

Jul. 22 2011 12:04 PM
Amy from Manhattan

It's so hot *you* could fry on the sidewalk!

Jul. 22 2011 12:04 PM
Amie from Brooklyn

It's so hot, Sarah Palin is actually in Alaska

Jul. 22 2011 11:58 AM
mikila from manhattan

It's so hot they're installing a fan in the debt ceiling!

Jul. 22 2011 11:57 AM
Robert from NYC

It's so hot that my ass is burning forcing me to bring her into house which is air conditioned.

Jul. 22 2011 11:55 AM
Amie from Brooklyn

It's so hot Sarah Palin is actually in Alaska

Jul. 22 2011 11:55 AM
Calls'em from McLean, VA

It's so hot that if Johnny Carson & Ed McMahon were still alive they wouldn't dare to ask, "how hot is it?"

Jul. 22 2011 11:49 AM
Amie from Brooklyn

It's so hot meth heads are feigning for real ice.

Jul. 22 2011 11:49 AM
Amie from Brooklyn

it's so hot, my contacts are foggy from condensation

Jul. 22 2011 11:45 AM
Amie from Brooklyn

It's so hot the soda fountain is evaporating

Jul. 22 2011 11:44 AM
USA USA

...that Calls Em from McLean, Virginia rose from crypt

Jul. 22 2011 11:42 AM
Amie from Brooklyn

So hot my pee feels cold

Jul. 22 2011 11:41 AM
Tom Moore from the slope

it's so hot my dog was happy to lie in some muddy water with her puppy friends at the park slope dog run. not her usual style at all.

Jul. 22 2011 11:39 AM
Calles'em from McLean, VA

"It's so hot that George Soros just renounced Satan."

Jul. 22 2011 11:30 AM

17 cicadas are coming up after 8 years for slurpees

Jul. 22 2011 11:27 AM

17 *year* cicadas are coming up after 8 years for slurpees

Jul. 22 2011 11:26 AM
By text: Skyler, Age 7

It's so hot that you can roast a marshmellow without a fire. That you can have a hot dog without a grill.

Jul. 22 2011 11:26 AM
By text

It's so hot that Satan called...he wants his climate back.

Jul. 22 2011 11:23 AM
By text

It's so hot that I heard that CC Sabathia tested positive for Snapple!

Jul. 22 2011 11:22 AM
By text

It's so hot that in spite of the economy, my kids are finally making a killing at the lemonade stand.

Jul. 22 2011 11:19 AM
Tony from Mountain View, CA

Greetings from California:

http://www.weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/graph/USCA0746

Jul. 22 2011 11:15 AM
Aviva from Brooklyn

My Bikram "Hot Yoga" studio needs an air conditioner.

Jul. 22 2011 11:14 AM
Phineas from Manhattan

It's so hot that the discards wads of gum on the sidewalk have turned into little molten pink pools.

Jul. 22 2011 11:12 AM
By text

It's so hot that my pools of sweat have turned into oceans - and I'm tempted to go swimming in it.

Jul. 22 2011 11:12 AM
By text

It's so hot that complaining is futile.

Jul. 22 2011 11:08 AM
Tom Redmond from Middletown, NJ

...all of my sales prospects are in their offices waiting for my call.

Jul. 22 2011 11:06 AM
By text: Louise from Brooklyn

It's so hot that I am cleaning the bathroom sans rubber gloves!

Jul. 22 2011 11:01 AM
By text

It's so hot that I went fishing this morning and caught a Filet O' Fish.

Jul. 22 2011 10:59 AM
By text

It's so hot that I can use my hot glue gun without plugging it in.

Jul. 22 2011 10:58 AM
By text: Mike from NJ

It's so hot that I'm heading to Florida for the weekend to cool off.

Jul. 22 2011 10:57 AM
By text

It's so hot that a chicken could lay a fried egg!

Jul. 22 2011 10:57 AM
By text

It's so hot that even Chuck Norris is said to have broken a sweat.

Jul. 22 2011 10:55 AM
By text

It's so hot that Yoga Journal has granted Bikram certification to all yoga instructors!

Jul. 22 2011 10:54 AM
By text

It's so hot that I can use my hot glue gun without plugging it in.

Jul. 22 2011 10:53 AM
Arsenio from Newark NJ

It is so hot, the corn cobs are popping all over!

Jul. 22 2011 10:52 AM
Abby from Brooklyn

It's so hot that my neighbor who died last night and went straight to hell, came back and asked his wife for his blanket.

Jul. 22 2011 10:51 AM
By text

It's so hot that my water evaporated before I could drink it.

Jul. 22 2011 10:51 AM
Dan Temple from Long Beach NY

It's so hot that I saw a chicken plucking herself!

At the same poultry shop, I saw a capon trying to take his cape off!

it's so hot that the hot peppers were jealously attacking the cold cuts!

Jul. 22 2011 10:49 AM
sharon from harlem

it's so hot that Shadrach, Meshach and Abednago would say "just leave us in our furnace!"

Jul. 22 2011 10:12 AM

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