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Destination: Marriage Bureau

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Las Vegas has Elvis, who should marry couples in New York? Mayor Bloomberg wants to redecorate the Manhattan Marriage Bureau to rival Las Vegas as a hip placed to get hitched. Listeners call in with design suggestions.


Comments

  • [1] Chaplin from Chelsea October 04, 2007 - 11:43AM

    There should be an All You Need is Love room where you get married by John Leno and Yoko.


  • [2] hjs from 11211 October 04, 2007 - 11:43AM

    classic broadway sets!


  • [3] Paulo from New Jersey October 04, 2007 - 11:43AM

    I don't know about interior design, but the building as a whole should be shaped like a giant heart!

    I think a Woody Allen impersonator would be good.


  • [4] Chad Harris from Ridgewood October 04, 2007 - 11:44AM

    What about a simple turn-styles?

    Would really like to see something with Coney Island, Little Italy, Empire State building based on the city.


  • [5] LL from Queens, NY October 04, 2007 - 11:44AM

    The Design should be comprised of clean airy rooms with bunk beds for homeless mothers and children who have to sleep in shelters and shlep across the City with their personal belongings on a daily basis.


  • [6] Richard from Brooklyn October 04, 2007 - 11:45AM

    this is a fantastic idea.

    there are numerous photo backdrops all over the place, why not in the process?

    once again, Mayor Mike proves himself to be the best we've ever had.


  • [7] ben from brooklyn October 04, 2007 - 11:45AM

    a Trump impersonator would be great.

    "YER MARRIED"


  • [8] Chris Scott from Brooklyn October 04, 2007 - 11:45AM

    It's obvious: Recreate the New York, New York hotel setting. Nice and meta.


  • [9] Robert from NYC October 04, 2007 - 11:46AM

    Bravo Alistair that IS perfect. I can just see and hear it.


  • [10] Sally Freid from Soho October 04, 2007 - 11:46AM

    What about getting married by Broadway characters?

    Elephaba from Wicked or the Wizard of Oz?

    The Phantom of the Opera could officiate?


  • [11] Mike from Jersey City from Hoboken, NJ October 04, 2007 - 11:47AM

    IF MAYOR BLOOMBERG WANTS TO GET MARRIED IN CITY HALL, HE SHOULDN'T BE IMPOSING HIS KITSCH TASTE ON THE REST OF US : )


  • [12] Janine from Manhattan October 04, 2007 - 11:47AM

    Liza Minelli or Woody Allen as choices for the Justice of the Peace. Definiately a disco ball.


  • [13] Laura from Manhattan October 04, 2007 - 11:47AM

    I got married at City Hall. My husband played the wedding march on his cell phone. I like it the way it is. Everyone I know who got married at City Hall was married by the same monotone, uninterested Hispanic woman. She must marry hundreds of people each day. She was as bored as a NYC Transit worker. I thought it was a perfect NYC wedding.


  • [14] keith from midtown (work) October 04, 2007 - 11:48AM

    Why not do it at really historic sites? I would love to get married in the torch of the statue of liberty. How about the empire state building, or the brooklyn bridge?


  • [15] ab from nyc October 04, 2007 - 11:49AM

    Hmmm...I have a suggestion:

    USE THE MONEY THAT WOULD BE WASTED ON THIS NONSENSE FOR LOWER INCOME/AFFORDABLE HOUSING!!!


  • [16] Alexis from Fort Green, Brooklyn October 04, 2007 - 11:51AM

    I love the historic theme room idea a caller mentioned.

    I would love to get married by Boss Tweed or have a prohabition theme wedding with disguised booze and Mayor Jimmy Walker officiating.


  • [17] Angela from Brooklyn October 04, 2007 - 11:51AM

    Sorry, I love New York, but you can't beat Vegas for a kitschy wedding. I was married in Vegas and it was so fun. And, to top it off, my mom won a $42,000 slot jackpot the day after. That's something you can do down at city hall.


  • [18] Mary from South Salem, NY October 04, 2007 - 11:51AM

    Will gay marriages be allowed?


  • [19] Garine from Livingston, NJ October 04, 2007 - 11:51AM

    The rooms and JOPs should be based on the traditional neighborhoods - Chinatown officiated by Budda, Little Italy officiatede by a "Don," SoHo officiateded by arty guy, Brooklyn officiated by a baseball player, etc


  • [20] Steve from Brooklyn October 04, 2007 - 11:52AM

    The officiant should be an Ed Koch impersonator!


  • [21] Vika from New York City October 04, 2007 - 11:52AM

    Hi about being married by Brian Lehrer?

    I'd love that!

    Vika


  • [22] josh from Jersey October 04, 2007 - 11:53AM

    We'd renew our vows to Rudy in Drag! (Impersonator acceptable)


  • [23] Gary from Manhattan October 04, 2007 - 11:53AM

    Wedding should take place in an elevator which descends rapidly during the vows, coming to a stop just as the groom says "I do" so that he feels the sensation of additional weight.


  • [24] Robert from NYC October 04, 2007 - 11:53AM

    A "Don" in Little Italy?! That is very offensive, very very offensive.


  • [25] jfcantwell from Brooklyn, New York October 04, 2007 - 11:53AM

    I think New York should take a different tack than Las Vegas. Some people don't like kitsch and see marriage as a sacrament if religious, or as a public statement of commitment. Why not create a well maintained public space? Public buildings of the 20s were beautiful spaces. The New York Marriage Bureau should settle for a clean public building with proper bathrooms, but promote the benefits of an affordable wedding. Many couples with children don't get married because they think weddings should be expensive gatherings. Clean, affordable, and easy. That should be New York, instead of spectacle.


  • [26] James from Brooklyn October 04, 2007 - 11:54AM

    They should get a Fiorello LaGuardia impersonator to marry the couple, and then a guy in a King Kong costume could steal the bride...


  • [27] Chris October 04, 2007 - 11:54AM

    I agree with Alistair. I also got married at City Hall and loved every minute of it. It was perfect. It's both very private and public. And there is no graffiti on the walls. People who are getting married write their names on the walls and it's so great to see all the names. Don't change a thing!


  • [28] Mary Bon from Westbrook, CT October 04, 2007 - 11:54AM

    The Mets probably have some free time. They can take turns officiating.


  • [29] isaac from Morningside Heights October 04, 2007 - 11:55AM

    I think Brian should do the weddings. He's one of my favorite New York personalities.


  • [30] Sandy from Brooklyn October 04, 2007 - 11:55AM

    I was married there - loved all of the idiosyncratic bureaucratic processes - wouldn't change much - loved the elevators - perhaps a room with floor to ceiling windows to show the backdrop of the Brooklyn Bridge.


  • [31] Benita B. from Greenwich Village October 04, 2007 - 11:55AM

    Wedding dress from Loehmann's: $100

    Marriage License: $40 (I think)

    Bouquet:$6 worth of yellow roses from a Korean deli

    Being married at 1 Center St in April, 2002 and becoming a NY Times VOWS couple: PRICELESS!!


  • [32] robert from park slope October 04, 2007 - 11:56AM

    how about a Bob Shepard impersonator?


  • [33] Richie from Brooklyn October 04, 2007 - 11:57AM

    every group waits together and its a very unique NY experience


  • [34] Rebecca from Manhattan October 04, 2007 - 11:57AM

    Location, location, location

    What about a kiosk in Central Park? I was married in the park (at some expense) and it was magical.


  • [35] Kevin from nj October 04, 2007 - 11:58AM

    Travis Bickle

    Ratso Rizzo


  • [36] Sara from Brooklyn October 04, 2007 - 12:05PM

    We don't need no stinkin' Elvis! Las Vegas needs those gimmicks precisely because it's in the middle of the desert it's the antithesis of New York. The less like Las Vegas we make it, the wilder the success will be. Just make the window bigger, so that Statue of Liberty view can really shine.

    My husband and I are the second generation in my family to be married at City Hall (in 1996, after my folks in 1950). We rode the subway their and home with our parents and party of friends, and had a party in our (then)favorite Brooklyn eatery. Our friends still talk about it as the best wedding ever.

    We thought the ceremony itself would be analogous to renewing a driver's license - but we were wrong. Thanks to Mary P. Snow, who officiated, for making the ceremony genuinely moving and intimate.


  • [37] Mike Wright from Manhattan October 04, 2007 - 12:06PM

    We were married in Chicago, and the ceremony was a bit different--held in a courtroom, before a judge who wasn't happy about being their. Before the "ceremony" we heard him ask his clerk back in chambers: "Why do I have to do this? It's late. This is my getaway day." (It was on Thursday, not Friday, so he took an early getaway.)

    We exchanged vows in a regular, empty, courtroom; although, the judge stood beside, not behind, his bench.

    Incidentally, it was our second marriage to each other, with no divorce between. The first came in Scotland, and we "remarried" in Chicago to convince my wife's mother that we really were married, that I wasn't just a "horny old geazer" (her words) after her daughter. And we were married a third time--still no divorce--this time in the College William and Mary chapel in Williamsburg, Virginia, in front of many of my friends and family. I'm from Virginia, a long ago ancestor was the first president of W & M, I attended many years a go, and one of my sons and his wife graduated from there.

    So, New York isn't the only boring place to get married. No matter where, it's not where you marry (in our case, how many times) but how you care for and love each other afterwards.

    I'm a former radio disc jockey and TV reporter, anchor, and producer; and I enjoy your show.

    Mike Wright


  • [38] queens from Queens October 04, 2007 - 12:08PM

    Why limit it to the municipal building? How about wedding centers at picturesque/famous sites all over the city?


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