What Do Stay-at-Home Mommies Do All Day?
Tuesday, August 02, 2005 - 01:40 PM
A listener has written in to share this joke, relevant to today's segment on stay-at-home parents:
Brian,
I didn't have a chance to get this to you in time, but here is a joke regarding your show this morning: (I hope no one told it, as I just turned the radio on at
the end)...This dad comes home and the door is ajar. Concerned, he glances to the driveway, but the minivan is there. He enters the house to a horror. There are clothes strewn on the furniture, the pictures and paintings on the walls are askew, the children's toys everywhere but no sign of them. "Honey? Honey?" He calls, more and more frantically, running through the house and tripping over what appears to be old college notebooks and everything else they own. He rushes through the disaster of a kitchen, slipping on some butter and flour on the floor, and opens the side door, where he finds his two children in their underpants playing in the mud. "My G-d! Where is Mommy?" The children point to a big oak tree in the backyard. The dad goes to it and finds his wife eating ice cream and reading a book. "Honey, for the love of G-d! What's happened? What's going on?" "Oh," says the mom, "you know how you asked me what I do all day? Well, I didn't feel like doing it today."
Don't you agree it's so apropos? Have a fabulous day.
-LF
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