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All that "it's so hot" was just silly and I turned you off. Surely we should not have a whole program on that. So much more important stuff going around, deal with the heat.
it's so hot that even vegans are feigning shopping for meat at the up town Fairway in order to enjoy the cool air in the meat locker!
Its so hot that The Fonz has lost his cool!
All the gays who came out are going back in!
Nudists are shedding their skins.
It's so hot that Dorothy did not have to throw water on the Wicked Witch of the West to make her melt.
It's so hot my shadow is looking for some shade!
It's so hot that Al Gore realized there is a God and having gotten a taste of hell, he confessed that he falsified the global "warming" data.
He doesn't want to experience this kind of heat again and for all eternity.
It's so hot that I'm about to turn off the radio. Unrelated to the heat, related to this LAME segment.
It's so hot *you* could fry on the sidewalk!
It's so hot, Sarah Palin is actually in Alaska
It's so hot they're installing a fan in the debt ceiling!
It's so hot that my ass is burning forcing me to bring her into house which is air conditioned.
It's so hot Sarah Palin is actually in Alaska
It's so hot that if Johnny Carson & Ed McMahon were still alive they wouldn't dare to ask, "how hot is it?"
It's so hot meth heads are feigning for real ice.
it's so hot, my contacts are foggy from condensation
It's so hot the soda fountain is evaporating
...that Calls Em from McLean, Virginia rose from crypt
So hot my pee feels cold
it's so hot my dog was happy to lie in some muddy water with her puppy friends at the park slope dog run. not her usual style at all.
"It's so hot that George Soros just renounced Satan."
17 cicadas are coming up after 8 years for slurpees
17 *year* cicadas are coming up after 8 years for slurpees
It's so hot that you can roast a marshmellow without a fire. That you can have a hot dog without a grill.
It's so hot that Satan called...he wants his climate back.
It's so hot that I heard that CC Sabathia tested positive for Snapple!
It's so hot that in spite of the economy, my kids are finally making a killing at the lemonade stand.
Greetings from California:
My Bikram "Hot Yoga" studio needs an air conditioner.
It's so hot that the discards wads of gum on the sidewalk have turned into little molten pink pools.
It's so hot that my pools of sweat have turned into oceans - and I'm tempted to go swimming in it.
It's so hot that complaining is futile.
...all of my sales prospects are in their offices waiting for my call.
It's so hot that I am cleaning the bathroom sans rubber gloves!
It's so hot that I went fishing this morning and caught a Filet O' Fish.
It's so hot that I can use my hot glue gun without plugging it in.
It's so hot that I'm heading to Florida for the weekend to cool off.
It's so hot that a chicken could lay a fried egg!
It's so hot that even Chuck Norris is said to have broken a sweat.
It's so hot that Yoga Journal has granted Bikram certification to all yoga instructors!
It is so hot, the corn cobs are popping all over!
It's so hot that my neighbor who died last night and went straight to hell, came back and asked his wife for his blanket.
It's so hot that my water evaporated before I could drink it.
It's so hot that I saw a chicken plucking herself!
At the same poultry shop, I saw a capon trying to take his cape off!
it's so hot that the hot peppers were jealously attacking the cold cuts!
it's so hot that Shadrach, Meshach and Abednago would say "just leave us in our furnace!"
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