The heat wave hitting the New York area is expected to reach its peak today, with temperatures rising into the triple digits. In a time like this, there's only one question we can ask. How hot is it? Post your answer, beginning with "It's So Hot..." below!
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It's so hot ...
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from "Yiddish in a Heat Wave"
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װי קױלן
vi koyln
Like coals
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It's so hot, Brian Lehrer seems cool.
It's so hot that the British government is considering devaluing the btu.(british thermal unit)
its so hot my tongue got stuck to the pump handle
It is so hot that "Mercury Poisoning" gets a new meaning!
It is so hot that Dominique Strauss Kahn emerged naked -- from the courthouse!
It's so hot that NBC has replaced Al Roker with Buster Poindexter.
It's so hot out that the Parks Department is spraying the Statue of Liberty's armpit with Arrid!!
It is so hot that the bullets are sweating bullets
It's so hot....
However, I am not carrying 70+ lbs. pack on my back doing a tour of duty in Iraq or Afghanistan, where the desert heat can be 110 everyday.
We should all be grateful to the troops as we complain input the heat, on our way back from Starbucks.
It's so hot... the ice cubes are melting *inside* the freezer!
it's so hot, we had to drop the "kids" off at the river.
...Jimmy McMillan has changed his platform to "It's too Damn Hot!"
[imitating Walter Cronkite]
Adrian Cronauer: I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and sh--ty with continued hot and sh--ty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
From "Good Morning Vietnam"
It's so hot I started dating my air conditioner.
It's so hot the hookers are wearing cold pants.
It's so hot my boss's picture perfect hair piece fell off.
It's so hot, I can't think of a how hot is it joke.
It's so hot, Jac from Brooklyn think's he/she/it's funny.
Shaving pets:
You should not shave your pets during the summer, it acts as an insulator.
just a reminder - library's are air conditioned
so you can sit -get educated- and keep cool
It's so hot we should make today National Wife Beater Day!
It's so hot, I can't think of a how hot is it joke.
It's so hot, hipsters are having contests to see how short they can cut their beards.
Its so hot your listers think their comments are funny.
Its so hot the Devil is leasing space in Central Park for his overbooked inmates.
Its so hot the Devil is leasing space in Central Park for his overbooked inmates.
It's so hot I'm contemplating purchasing a pacemaker at 37yrs old.
It's so hot, even the Native Texans feel right at home.
To follow Lisa, it's so hot, my hot flashes are cooling me down!
It's so hot that the heat is a guest on the Brian Lehrer show.
...that chickens are laying eggs sunny side up with a side of home fries.
Here is an OLD tried and true adage about hot weather in New York:
"It is so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalks of New York"!:
It's so hot, I'm no longer aware of my hot flashes !
It's so hot, I...I...man, is it hot!... what was the question again? It's so hot I can't remember. What are we talking about?
It's so hot that the Tea Party is hosting an emergency roundtable discussion on global warming.
It's so hot, I'm no longer aware of my hot flashes.
It's so hot, my red hots melted.
Yo, you see how hazy it is today? That's the steam from people's brains evaporating
It's so hot, i just saw a squirrel lying down. that's not even a joke.
It's so hot...the Republicans are funding a study on global warming.
This is "Killer Heat" check on older friends & neighbors and stay hydrated! Remember France 2003!
It's so hot that this segment is really irritating me.
It's so hot that Jimmy McMillan has changed his party line to, "The temperature is too DAMN high!"
It's plantation hot!
It's so hot, the American debt crisis and the European debt crisis are melting together.
It's sooooo hot, even the devil had to buy an air conditioning unit.
It's so hot the internet is melting
Its so hot that climate change naysayers are pausing to catch their breath.
Its so hot, Mr. Spock is drinking a Long Island Iced Tea.
It's so hot my shadow is on strike!
it's as hot and sticky as if one were wearing 7 layers of tight polyester while sitting in a crowded sauna at the local ymca.
it's so hot that even fracking seems refreshing
It's so hot in Floral Park that I don't have to boil my water before drinking - it comes out that way. (Hopefully it's so hot that the ecoli will die.)
http://www.wawnc.org/cm/
It's so hot that Eliot Spitzer took his socks off.
It's so hot that my thermometer got a perfect score on the "no degree left behind" exam.
It's so hot I just saw an exhibitionalist describing himself.
it's so hot, dick cheney just waterboarded himself!
(sent via text, as well)
It's so hot even my watch is sweating!
It's so hot that it has melted away Brian's callers' sense of humor.
It's so hot that today's Bikram yoga class kicked my asana.
It's so hot my pot stash is combusting.
It's so hot, I heard that Sabathia tested positive for Snapple (tm).
Its so hot my dog refused to eat my homework.
It's so hot Ice-T is changing his name to Iced-Ven-T.
It's so hot, even after that first story I'm STILL going swimming in the Hudson River!
It's so hot I set myself on fire to cool down.
... That my AC -- usually great -- is suddenly very underpowered... Is ConEd reducing power to residents?
Many thanks, Matt/Brooklyn
It's so hot that my cat tried to jump into my refrigerator. (true story!)
Caesar, You are on a hot streak too.
Good!
It's so hot God is sending sinners to New York City instead of Hell today.
It's so hot that my ice cubes are screaming "No, don't take us out of the fridge."
It's so hot, Brian Lehrer is going on about a 'humature'
It's so hot... my penguin took off his tuxedo!
It is so hot the politicians aren't putting their hands in ANYBODY'S pocket.
It is so hot synthesis requested a divorce from photo! (photosynthesis)
It's so HOT that my bank account is melting
It's so hot that we really need to think of using less electricity during "peak demand". Buy ice cream and charge devices in the morning. Turn off everything you can before 5 pm. Eat ice cream. Tweeting about it optional.
Historically, peak demand times in weather like this are at 5 pm to 6 pm. The less electricity the young and able-bodied use between about 4:30 and 8 pm, the less likely vulnerable people will be subject to dangerous outages.
I doubt the caller Shaya is actually Chasidic, because if he were he'd know that's an adjective. The noun is Chasid, & the plural is Chasidim. I guess you could use the English plural Chasids, but not Chasidics--that's like calling someone "a Jewish."
And it's so hot this A/C-less freelancer doesn't even want to go out in the heat to get to an air-conditioned office!
It's so hot that people are paying to see Green Lantern because the theatre is air conditioned.
Salvador Dali's "The Persistence of Memory", the one with the melting clocks, is in the MoMA collection.
It's so hot, Grant moved out of his tomb.
It's so HOT that my bank account is melting
It's so hot that even Brian Lehrer has resorted to silly 'how hot is it' segments!
It's so hot that I moved my bed to the basement next to the furnace.
It's so hot you'd think Salvador Dali painted still lifes.
It's so hot that you have to take the temperature with a Geiger counter.
Instead of Humiture, try Tempidity!
It's so hot, Brian Lehrer is asking for "it's so hot jokes..."
It's so hot, I may have to haul out the snowballs I archived in January.
It's so hot that bags of ice are seeking relief in cooling centers.
It's so hot that the radio is doing nothing but talking about the heat, so I feel no loss in saving electricity by turning if off until people find something else to talk about.
It's so hot the hipster lumberjacks in brooklyn are shaving their beards...
It's so hot, I'm not thinking about sex.
Its so hot, Satan is staying in Hell today
It's so hot that some construction tar laid on a sidewalk has literally blistered.
It's so hot, my wife agreed to get an air conditioner
Hipsters don't wear all black, Brian..they wear mismatched clothing with "ironic" t-shirts and white rimmed sunglasses,etc
It's so hot, Congress has voted for a Debt Ceiling Fan
It's so hot in New York, I came to Fort Lauderdale, Florida to cool off
It's summer.......it's July.........it gets hot........duh !!!!
It will be cool again (unfortunately for us summer lovers) soon enough.
All this nonsense with the recently concocted heat index is just more breathless melodramatics from blubbering "progressives" with nothing better to do.
The global warming fanatics are using the "useful idiots" in the Vast Left Wing Media Chorus to lobby again for reversing modern civilization.
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