Online Project: Write a Biden Health Reform Haiku
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Haiku, as you may know, is a 5-7-5 form of poetry: five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. Biden’s r-rated health reform headline from yesterday happens to contain seven syllables:
Biden speaking to the President: “This is a big ----ing deal.”
So we want you to use that as your middle line and put your five syllables before it and five syllables after it for your Joe Biden health reform haiku. Contribute your haiku below!
Comments [200]
the water danses
this is a swimming deal
in the beaming sun
First was "The New Deal"
This is "A Big, F***ing Deal"
Wingnuts are pissed off
Barack's chums foxes.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Gives them henhouse key.
Party's ego needs ...
"This is a big ----ing deal."
... trumped needs of people.
Party's ego needs ...
"This is a big ----ing deal"
... trumped needs of people.
Lesser of evils.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Excuse for sell outs.
Medical mafia.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Sleep with fishes doom.
Higher up you go ...
"This is a big ----ing deal.
... crookeder it becomes.
(Godfather III)
Repub bullying!
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Dem evil? Subtle.
Hard Times, America.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Obama-no-care!
Spring Arrives So Soon
This is a Bfnd
Engrossed in Signing
Mano mano mode.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Hot mike schadenfreude.
At least in theory
This is a big f---ing deal.
Polar ice still melts.
Transfer of our wealth.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
PR vs. fine print.
Profit mafia.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Oligopoly.
Biden's feelings real.
"This ia a big ----ing deal."
Barack's artful mask.
black man fixes world
this is a big f-ing deal
suck it, tea party
twenty-two pens
this is a big f-cking deal
the president smiles
Dems joyful because
"This is a big f--king deal."
Next: Go after banks.
Hold nose while voting.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Now, it's "historic"?????
Death threats, racists chants
This is a big f**king deal
Vulgar evil men
Fighting change with guns
This is a big f**king deal
Right wing civil war
Deny my treatment
This is a big f**king deal
Free pass for murder
Boehner screams "hell no!"
This is a big f**king deal
GOP traitors
Joe Biden is happy
This is a big f**king deal
And this is vulgar?
Congress has health care
This is a big f**king deal
Now public option
Read my lips Glen Beck,
This a big F------ deal!
Write that on your board.
Barak glows. Joe knows,
This is a big f-ing deal.
And please, no repeals.
BOTH money parties
("This is a big ----ing deal")
whored for campaign funds.
Oprah’s Obama.
“This is a big ----ing deal.”
Brands over ride truth.
"NO WE CAN'T, Single Payers!"
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Barack's faux reform.
Can’t serve two masters.
“This is a big ----ing deal.”
Corp. stock sky-rockets!
Two ducks stepped ashore
It is a big...
Splash in the water
Bill ENTRENCHES corps.!
“This is a big ----ing deal.”
Post-TARP scam again.
Far from perfect bill,
"This is a big f_ing deal"
Doesn't mean we're done.
Wicked Tea Party.
“This is a big ----ing deal.”
But Left protests, too.
Pretend civil rights!
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Left calls out the con.
News covers Biden’s:
“This is a big ----ing deal.”
Ignores corporate rapes.
Just like civil rights,
This is a big f_ing deal
That The Right opposed
I'm at the clinic
This is a big ****ing deal
I won't die early
Tea parties be damned.
This is a big f---ing deal.
Need my Viagra.
The "HAVES" don't want it
This is a big f---ing deal
try being without
Please stay on topic
This is a big f---ing deal
Be civil and brief
Hyperbole, Joe?
"This is a big f__ing deal!"
My thought exactly.
the government cares
this is a big f---ing deal
health trumps wealth, today!
the government cares
this is a big f---ing deal
health trumps wealth, today!
I can sit and chill
This is a big ----ing deal
Can now start to heal
Foot In Mouth Disease:
This is a big effing deal!
Death Panel for Joe!
I'm sick of being ill
This is a big ----ing deal
A new Health Care Bill
I can now be healed
This is a big ----ing deal
A new Heath Care Bill
ER nurses ask:
"This is a big f---ing deal?"
Carnage, all night long.
Get Fatter! Smoke More!
This is a big F$&*(! deal!!
We'll pay for your sloth.
Authorizations
This is a big F$*)(! deal!!
Lost it, try again.
Ten billion dollars
This is a big F$(*&$( deal!
For the IRS
This wasn't reform
This is a big F$(*&*(&! deal!
Wolves in lambs clothing.
Reform to conform
This is a big F*$*& deal
Hijack of choice and wallets.
Single payer? Wrong.
This is a big F$*&*( deal.
Heath Industries piece of pie.
Ten billion dollars
"This is a big f$*&(g deal!"
For the IRS
F*@% you, Bart Stupak
This is a big f*@%ing deal
Anti-choice Dems suck
Barack gets it done
This is a big f-ing deal
Hot tub time machine
Take this, John McCain.
This is a big f-ing deal.
You weren't elected.
Hail, Madame Speaker!
This IS a big f-ing deal.
You sure showed who's boss.
Expand Medicare.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
No, that would have been.
Mr. President
This is a big f---ing deal.
Am I fired now?
The country got screwed.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Can say THAT again!
Women? Immigrants?
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Not for them, Joey.
Biden lipsticks pig.
"This is a big ----ing deal!"
Why'd Kucinich cave?
Joe Biden said it.
This is a big f---ing deal,
Barack Obama.
Disenfranchised Left.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Single Payer gone.
Say it ain't so, Joe!
"This is a big ----king deal."
Corporate paid kool-aid.
Gucci-loafered Dems.
"This is a big ----ing deal!"
Thousands still to die.
whats going on here?
this is a big effing deal!
i cant find my keys
G.O.P. says: "Whoa!"
This is a big f---ing deal!
We've gone all Marxist!
Potty-mouth veep said,
"This is a big f___ing deal!"
Surprise, the mike was on.
Potty-mouth veep said,
"It's a big f---ing deal!"
Surprise, the mike was on.
Hi there, Mr. Steele
This is a big f---ing deal.
How ill you must feel.
I can do this thing!
"This is a big effing deal!"
F**k! I f**ked it up!
Mr President
This is a big f---ing deal
You just passed health care
Some readers are dense
“This is a big ----ing deal.”
And THIS is haiku
Tongue out and say "Ahh"
This is a big f--ing deal
You don't have to pay!
Say it ain’t so Joe
This is a big ----ing deal?
Damn those open mics
Fleeting expletive?
This is a big f--ing deal
FCC fines Veep.
Barack and Nancy
This is a big f---ing deal
Health care means freedom
Forget the plumber
This is a big f--g deal
Gotta love Biden
Mission accomplished?
THIS is a big f-ing deal!
A heckuva job!
When they gonna learn
This is a big f--g deal
Change in the making
Joe, you said it best.
This is a big f---ing deal.
Go wash out your mouth.
Breeders' lead singer?
This is a big f---ing Deal.
Kim, lose some weight, please!
Ace-Ace-Ace-Ace-King.
This is a big f---ing deal.
I'm all in, baby.
Best... kids toy... ever.
This is a big f---ing wheel.
Did I read that wrong?
Ashes turn to fire
"This is a big xxxxxxx deal"
Petals bloom, spring comes
It's about time,
This is a big ----ing deal!
Joe... It's about health.
"I won't embarrass"
"This is a big effing deal."
Way to blow it, Joe.
[effing] Tourette's meds!
This is a big [effing] deal!
Where the [eff] are they!?
I can be insured!
"This IS a big [effing] deal!"
Word to your mother.
One man's hushed whisper:
"This is a big [effing] deal!"
He speaks for us all.
"Mister President,
This is a big [effing] deal!"
"Um...? Wha...? Ugh. Thanks, Joe."
obama wins votes
This is a big f-ing deal
biden steals the show
G.O.P. should see
This is a big --deal
Moral not fiscal
Brown makes 41;
This is a big f___ ing deal;
We have 59.
We voted for this;
This is a big f---ing deal;
They listened to us.
This ain't "kiddie care,"
This is a big _ _ _ _ing deal.
Thank you, Pelosi.
I know the mics on
This is a big f-cking deal
And I'm V.P. b-tch
End of the tunnel!
This is a big fucking deal--
Barack soaks up sun.
Joe's reform f-word.
This is a big f...ing deal.
Cheney's f-word fine.
If you have no job
It's a big ----ing deal.
Yes, greed's G O P.
This dude joe biden,
this is a big **fing deal
he once ate a cat
His Hancock, not mine:
This is a big effing deal.
Spring thaws bring new tears.
New insurance laws
This is a big f***ing deal
Getting sick rocks now!
Finally - a bill!
This is a big f-ing deal!
I can't stay on script.
Girl from Nantucket
This is a big f*cking deal
Republicans suck!
Tea, rage, epithets.
"This is a big ----ing deal"
Cherry blossoms bud.
Haiku
Apple blossom falls
"This is a big xxxxxxx deal"
Apples on the bough...
Obama got tough
This is a big f--ing deal
Better than Amtrak
Vice President Joe,
"This is a big f-ing deal!"
"Oh yes," sayeth me!
Vice President Joe
Beware of the open mic,
Run, run, run away!
Health reform at last.
This is a big f---ing deal.
We are all better off.
Obama got tough
This is a big F--ing Deal
Better than Amtrak
Though you are exempt
This is a big ____ing deal?
Guess your fam won't know
Commemoration:
This is a big f--ing deal
Here, have 20 pens.
This is a big deal
This is a big ___ing deal
This is a big deal
Been there and done that
"This is a big __ing deal"...
Got the t-shirt too!
congress passed something?
this is a big f***ing deal!
give them all cupcakes!
Barack's HCR --
This is a big f&&king deal!
High Corporate Returns
I'll spray you with mace
"This is a big __ing deal"
Get out of my face
GOP whines, but
this is a big ----ing deal
for those uninsured.
"Healthcare" made us sick
"This is a big f--king deal!"
Will it help to heal?
Trying not to cough
"This is a big f-ing deal"
We will be healthy
Hey Sarah, guess what?
This is a big f&cking deal!
You betcha, it is.
Only in U.S.
This is a big f**king deal
Is a B.F.D.
From the bomb bay fell
"This is a big f*cking deal"
And it was a dud.
Is health care a right?
This is a big f&&king deal --
Barack said "Should be"
Healthcare for all?
Not in this big f&&king deal--
So, Profits RULE!
Plagiarism bad.
This is a big ***ing deal.
Can I still be veep?
Open mouth, stick foot:
"This is a big f_in' deal";
Nonetheless, he's right.
"Senator, @#$% Yourself"
"This is a big @#$%ing deal"
I like Joe better.
impulsive who me
this is a big ----ing deal
is that mic still on
Time to celebrate
this is a big ----ing deal
beer summit anyone?!
Medical billers
this is a big f....ing deal
Hey, learn a REAL skill!
Gibbs used the wrong door
This is a big ------ deal,
I drew a map, Bob.
Indians speak well,
This is a big ------ deal
Three letter word, Jobs.
Mandates to purchase --
In Barack's big f&&king deal
Means insurance junk
Corporate Shakedowns --
This is a big f&&king deal!
IRS muscle!
Wow, we passed our bill!
This is a big ___ing deal
Who needs the GOP?!
Cheney's VP word
This is a big ----ing deal
Now bites the Biden
More, Socialism?
This is a big f_ing deal.
New world; order care.
Medicare (Improved!) for all?
Not in Barack's big f&&king deal--
Bailouts mean insurers' win.
Potty Mouth VP:
"This is a big f****** deal!"
I don't give a s***
(4) (I'm having too much fun to stop)
Emancipation!
This is a big f___ deal!
Leave job, take health care.
Encapsulate it.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
This we'll remember.
Where is the health CARE
In Barack's big f&&king deal?
In high insurance profits?
Square Deal, then New Deal,
We finally fix health care
Welcome to First World
I know the mic's on,
This is a big f**g deal,
Now turn it off, boss!
(3)
Single Payer -- Now,
This is a big f--ing deal -
or will be -- someday.
Opportunity
For a real big f&&king deal--
Lost to corporatism.
OMG, fist pump
"This is a big f*ing deal"
Obama nation
Encapsulate it:
"This is a big ----ing deal."
This we'll remember.
(2)
Now we have health care!
This is a big f---ing deal?
Europe got there first.
This is a big deal.
This is a big ----ing deal.
Big. ----ing. Deal. --Yeah.
Joe, whisper to me,
"This is a big ----ing deal,"
Grin, and walk away.
Health Care ship leaves dock.
This is a big _ing deal.
Right Wing Left Behind.
POTUS' smile beams
"This is a big f*cking deal"
POTUS' smile fades
Tea parties recede;
This is a big ---- deal!
The pendulum swings.
No public option?
This is a big %$@#-ing deal!
Compromises suck!
Barak wins the fight
This is a big f***ing deal
We'll all pay for real
Ahh, hot mike moments
This is a Big F@#ing Deal
Besting Mike Duvall
Happy day health care
Obama spectacular
Hot Biden f-bomb
Democratic show
This is a big f... deal
Republican woe
health care is nearer
this is a big fuc*ing deal
says joe the poet
Did someone say deal?
This is a Big F*ckin' Deal.
Square, New, Fair, Health Care.
Well shut my mouth. Not
This is a big ****ing deal
*** **** *** *** ****
Obama gets win,
This is a big f&&king deal!
Health care for all? No.
Kids ‘till twenty-six
a big ___ing deal
suddenly proud, here
Ted must be smiling
this is a big ___ing deal
Give troops proper care
Joe on health reform
This is a big f..... deal
Rahm replied "ditto"!
Obama's EO --
This is a big f&&king deal!
Means Hyde will not go....
Good government, "This is a big ----ing deal” helping people.
Dems turned "Red"
The people are blue,
But after November
The Socialist and Marxist Democrats
are through!!!
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Subsidies for junk?
This is a big f&&king deal!
High profits secured!
Health reform is on
this is a big f-ing deal
republicans suck
GOPers are pro-birth.
This is a big ----ing deal:
We are now pro-life.
No doubt about it,
This is a big f-ing deal,
Health care for us all
Oh, Joe! When you said,
"This is a big f.....g deal!"
You were right, you know.
Celebrate reform,
This IS a big----ing deal.
Here's to our good health!
Health reform is law
this is a big f-ing deal
Suck it, Tea Party!
Time to change is hard
This is a big ***ing deal
Republicans rot
Common sense prevails
"This is a big f-ing deal"
there's hope after all
Shiny, healthy futures
Rising Red Mountains of Debt
A BIG f***ing deal
We're moving forward.
This is a big ----ing deal.
Public option next?
No health CARE reform
This is a big f&&king deal!
Parasites win big.
Thank you for health care.
This is a big f**ing deal.
I can sleep at night.
Democrats rejoice
This is a big **ing deal
Finally, progress
Joe to Obama:
This is a big ----ing deal
Please cover hairplugs
No filibuster
This is a big ---ing deal
Majority rules!
It's true what he said
"This is a big f-ing deal"
My health, DC steals
States the obvious
This is a big blanking deal
Vice Presidency
A three letter word
This is a big f**king deal
Jobs is four letters
Joe Biden declared:
This is a big blanking deal
And indeed it was.
With microphone on:
“This is a big blanking deal”
Slipped out of the veep.
It's true what he said
This is a big f-ing deal
My health, DC steals
Like Texas hold'em
This is a big f***ing deal--
Where will the kings fall?
Biden i love you
This is a big f--g deal
Barak love you too
Hope they can't read lips.
"This is a big ----ing deal."
Wait: The mic's still on?
I have big mouth
This is a big effing Deal
It doesn't matter.
Joe Opens his mouth
This is a big fu***ng deal
OH god, not again
Get to keep a pen
This is a big F%%king deal!
I can learn to write!
So must I include
"This is a big f-ing deal"
'Cuz all others have?
Sarah Palin knows
This is a big effing deal
canada no more!
Senator, VP...
"This is a big f---ing deal"
And a longshoreman.
An Apple a Day?
This is a big F-cking deal!
At least it will be...
Change effects us all
This is a big effing deal
Ted is smiling down
Just speakin' my mind:
This is a big f-ing deal!
Oops! Was that out loud?
When will they get it?
"This is a big----ing deal"
It had to be done
Health reform is law
This is a big ____ing deal
Republicans scream!
Hey, Blue Cross Blue Shield
"This is a big ----ing deal."
But I'm still on hold?
Nine Point Four Billion
“This is a big ----ing deal.”
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