Remember in January, when we took comments on how cold it was? And last summer, when we discussed
how hot it was? Well, now we've seen days and days and months and months of rain...
So, complete this sentence: "It's been so wet that..." Comment below!
Comments [50]
It is so wet on this side of the Hudson, that the squirrels are wearing scuba diving gear bury acorns!
It is so wet the moisturizer jar gets more full with each use.
It's so wet, when my mom asked me last night if I thought it was going to rain today, I just said, "Duh..."
Its so wet that its obviously a liberal conspiracy to undermine the credibility of Global Warming detractors.
...that we're now ankle-deep in water instead of Albany bull$#!@.
It's so wet that the authorities have given up trying to stop the rampant money laundering...
It's so wet that you can't even get a dry martini anymore.
It's so wet... my backyard pool is redundant!
It's so wet I'm not hearing about a water shortage in August!
It's so wet before my son puddle-jumps, I give him a life preserver
...i have been greeted in the morning by an army of earthworms coming in thru my back door!
It is so wet that half of our ultimate frisbee league games have been cancelled this summer.
It's so wet that our home has been invaded by ants, so has the next door neighbor, and so is the building after that.
It's so wet that I don't remember what dry is.
It's so wet that my in-laws vacationed to England for three weeks to dry out!!
skipped over mine but read the x-rated one from #19 adam...lol brain must be water logged
it so wet i'm moving to Seattle for some sun
It's so wet that - seriously - I've seen more rainbows in the past two weeks than in the past ten years.
(Notice how we've had those days of torrential downpours with sunshine in between? And you don't see rainbows often in the City.)
It's so wet that the tattoos washed off the Williamsburg hipsters!
I didn't say this, I overheard it- and it's about hot=
It's so hot I saw a snauser explode on the sidewalk.
It's so wet I've given up trying to keep my curly hair straight.
. . . the Pacific Northwest is having an identity crisis!
It's so wet, it's drowning the water bugs!
It's so wet that I can let my goldfish play in the yard.
It's so wet I think I'm living in Seattle!
The term "Ark-Industrial-Complex" has just been added to the Oxford Dictionary.
It is so wet that my in-ground pool is floating!
it feels like monsoon season in India!
It's so wet that my WNYC umbrella is wearing out!
Its so wet, the new 1 million baby trees are getting plenty of water. (Maybe the weather is all part of the PlanNYC iniciative.)
It's so wet, the driveway mold is so thick it has become peat and remnants of the oldest person on earth have emerged from the moss...
it's so wet that she slid right off her chair
Also:
NY has been becoming rainier in the spring and early summer over the past 25 years. I know this because my work schedule makes me very aware of mid-May to early June, end-of-term, graduation day weather. At first, back in the early 1980s, NY springs became shorter, and we had two or three weeks straight of rain in May, ending in early June. Gradually, the rainy periods have gotten longer and the rain heavier. Over the past five years, the "rainy season" has extended well into June -- last year, the potato crop upstate rotted -- and this year -- well, it's still raining. The heavy rains are all part of climate change, which will make the Northeast wetter and warmer rather than hot. Rain forest, anyone? (And don't build those condos near the rivers.)
...I saw a fish in a lifeboat...
...and a duck in a rain slicker.
It's so wet that the friz on my hair has friz...
the NJ Attorney General is seeking an inditiment against the clouds for drug distribution!!
the NJ Attorney General is arresting the clouds for drug distribution!!
that our lettuce patch grew into a green jungle and the rabbits made a bunny nest in the arugula.
I didn't make this up; we moved the baby bunnies into the woods.
... the water bugs in my basement are building an ark.
It's been so wet that the kids in my neighbourhood play in the fire hydrants to dry out.
My umbrella needs a raincoat.
so wet that my new construction condo is already springing leaks.
..i have seen snails without their shellss..gross!
...it's no longer a day in New York unless it rains.
I'm swimming laps in my hallway
My pet goldfish escaped from it's bowl.
The dogs all smell like mildew.
every summer centipedes come in from the backyard and invade my home but i haven't seen any since the start of the rain. i think they all must have drowned.
it's so wet even Cheney now believes in global climate change
...the wooden floors in my apartment are permanently warped.
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