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It's so cold it feels like Alaska and I can see Russia from my house!

It's so cold we've frozen our assets off.

It's so cold the Bush Administration will be frozen in place until Spring.

It's so cold that my contact lenses cracked.

answer to Jeff (number 6) — 8 degrees would be twice as cold. i think.

comment to Robert (number 9) — 40 degrees would be twice as WARM, and barbecue weather.

It's so cold I took the day off, and I work at home

It's so cold, the goose feathers in my down jacket have flown south for the winter.

It is so cold that we can appreciate a burning Bush

you can only divide, multiply or give multiples of Kelvin (absolute Celsius) or Rankine (absolute Fahrenheit) Temperatures:

20 degrees Fahrenheit = 266 kelvin
twice as cold is half that, so:
133 kelvin = -219 degrees Fahrenheit

as to Anchorage:
45 degrees Fahrenheit = 280 kelvin
so they are 280/266 or 5.3% warmer than us

It's so cold my frostbite has lockjaw!

It's so cold all the hiring freezes are excusable... almost.

It's so cold your momma is fat and very happy about it! Thanks for reading my comment--an old friend of mine contacted me when she heard "Matt in Milwaukee." You're like Facebook!

googled the temp in anchorage and it is 45.6 degrees!

...my false teeth are chattering in the glass

BTW - It's 26 F in Fairbanks, AK, more inward and away from the coast.

But, that's the counterintuitive effects of the motion of the jet-stream.

It's so cold the Canadian geese are migrating to northern Alaska.

It's so cold that the financial bailout froze.

It's so cold that W is going nucular!

it's so cold, I froze writing th..

It's so cold that you're dedicating a segment on how cold it is in New York City!

So Cold Sarah Palin's Moose is wearing her.

Its so cold my cold has a cold

It's so cold that Santa is going to swear in Obama on Inauguration Day.

It's so cold, I don't care how cold it is anywhere else!

so cold I slept with my Uggs on

It's so cold it's warmer in Anchorage.

(Seriously - 45 F in Anchorage and 27 F in Fairbanks. Ah, the puzzling effects of the motion of the jet stream!)

It's so cold... that you let CM get away with telling us that there's 'no movement' on 30% CC rates and you didn't even ask what was blocking it....

It's so cold, I saw a chicken crossing the road with a capon. (It's an old one!)

It's so cold ice feels warm.

It is so cold that not even Florida Gators could warm us up!

It's so cold, we're turning to Dick Cheney's heart for warmth.

It's so cold I haven't gone out yet to see how cold it is.

...that i'm turning my radio to bloomberg radio from wnyc just because I feel warmer going from 820 to 1130!

it's so cold i've been opening the refrigerator door to warm up.

It's so cold, Brian Lehrer has to compare NY to places like Siberia and Alaska to make us feel better.

It's so cold, not only do I have to pick my dog's poop but pick it's pee too.

It's so cold Hillary Clinton is leaving the state.

it's so cold my dog is hiding under the bed

It's so cold that I can't wait for the next solar cycle to start. There have not been any sun spots for the past couple of months...

It's so cold that Bernie Madoff is mailing icycle necklaces to his relatives and telling them they're jewels.

its so cold, I'm glad to be at work.

it's so cold that if my overly-bundled kid falls, he won't get up!

It's so cold that they had to use the "thaw" function on Dick Cheney's Super Shredder.

It's so cold, I'm keeping the beer outside!

It's so cold I've got teethsicles.

its so cold the celebutantes and socialites are all wearing underwear!

(Old Dick Cavett joke): Shakespeare in the Park is doing a topless version of Macbeth, and the three witches can tell you how cold it is.

it's so cold i have to thaw my eyes in order to see again when i go in-doors.

Not as cold as it is in Rochester.

It's so cold my kid actually puts a hat on when I tell him to

Its _warmer_ in Anchorage right now! 46F

Its so cold you spit hail!

Cold?!?! Ha! NYers have never felt bitter cold. I'm from the upper midwest and it is brutal here, -10 with a wind chill of -58.

...I just saw Ted Haggard hugging a go-go boy for warmth (but he's still straight, right?)

It's so cold I am actually getting hot.

...it's always cool in Williamsburg.

it's so cold that i have to thaw my eyes to see again when i walk indoors.

It's so cold I want to spring break in Alaska.

It's so cold that I'm changing my name from Isaac to Icicle...

Gee Jeff #6 would that be 40 degrees?

It's so cold that I'm cold.

It's so cold that Metro-North thinks its the Long Island Railway.

It's so cold, you'd think you were in Milwaukee. Wait, I AM in Milwaukee. It's -9 degrees here! At 18 degrees I'd pull out the barbecue. Go outside and play, people!

A riddle about the cold-

It's 20 degrees outside right now but I hear it will be twice as cold tomorrow. How cold will it be tomorrow?

It's so cold, I've closed my window for the first time this winter. My landlord finally has the heat just right.

It's so cold WNYC is inviting people to comment on how cold it is!

It's so cold that some weather stations are reporting the temperature in the kelvin scale!

It's so cold, Bush administration staffers are burning pre-war intelligence files to keep warm.

It's so cold Al Gore is redoing his Powerpoint presentation.