Jack Handey

Jack Handey offers deep thoughts on how to make your skeleton as scary as possible — all the better to frighten future grave robbers.

Jack Handey offers deep thoughts on how to make your skeleton as scary as possible — all the better to frighten future grave robbers.

When Tarzan follows Jane to New York City, things get a little bit … hairy.

When Tarzan follows Jane to New York City, things get a little bit … hairy.

Jack Handey is a pro when it comes to interplanetary relations. In this essay from his collection What I’d Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats, the humorist has some tough love for our enemies.

Commentator Jack Handey, of the famous Deep Thoughts, wants to leave a big impression, even after death -- no "ho hum" for his remains! Handey offers tips on how to make your skeleton as scary as possible.

Humorist Jack Handey reads several of his original tales. With the longest maxing out at four sentences, you’ll wish he wrote sequels.

In Jack Handey's new humor collection, he has some tough words for our enemies.

In the pantheon of "Saturday Night Live" segments, "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" are legendary. Well, now Jack Handey has written his own legend.

The writer Jack Handey has been watching a lot of wildlife shows on TV. And he has some ideas to use show business techniques to help us better appreciate the wonders of nature.

Jack Handey worries that he's going to leave behind just another ho-hum skeleton buried in the ground. He offers a few tips on how to make your skeleton live up to its reputation.

Many a painter has stared at a blank canvas and pondered what to paint. Not any more!

We asked humorist Jack Handey—the creator of Saturday Night Live's "Deep Thoughts"—why people are so driven to violence. He thinks it's because we're human.

We asked humorist Jack Handey why people are so driven to violence. He thinks it's because we're human.

Jack Handey tells the tale of an excellent angler.

You may remember some of Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts” on Saturday Night Live. We asked the comedy writer to demonstrate a reliable trick from his profession.