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Jobless, returned home, liquidated Boardwalk hotels.
Poor Fanny may lose her job.
Palin thought Alaska was North America.
Peace explodes daily in the Middle-East.
Turkeys turn tables, deep fry houses.
Hoodbine to Hoboken, and everywhere inbetween.
No, one payer. Yes, tax slayer.
Bedbugs, earthquakes, overeating,
Snooky eclipsed Wikileaking.
Try standing in someone else's shoes.
Don't cry me those old blues -
try standing in soneone else's shoes.
We win, but then we lose.
Bop some of those GOP clues.
Make it from -11 to -14,
long as there's some working team.
Some day we'll all be free
from false reasoning by who disagrees.
Help us create a positive future -
stop letting false ways be nurtured.
Hope came up, then went down.
Do more than mope and frown.
Drown out those non-science minded clowns.
We've boiled in oil; now toil
that [healthy/cleaning] Earth not be foiled.
Presumptuous ways mustnow be ended,
that society and sanity be defended.
[/sanity of society]
Corruption many ways has reigned supreme;
make the change - have some spleen!
Fire in the belly's needed now -
lots on the plate - time to chow!
Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ain't that sweet?
'Nuf said 2 move 2 feet?
Hit-and-runs make me sick -
what in hell makes some tick?
Stuff it down fast as can.
Make voted for stick to wall.
Health and wealth for every man.
Get something done, once and all!
Pray to be good for sure,
so we won't the bad endure.
[don't to the bad be inured.]
O'Boehner, Iraqistan, Taxcare, Oilleaks, Chilleeconomy,
We have to pay it back?
Love and joy came to me.
Oily con culture continues mining public.
change, routine...change...change, routine...change.
No wonder Earth's axis shifted. Literally.
Dumbing down is education's new heroin.
Lights out. What ghosts visit OJ?
LinkedIn, New York, Cancer, Discipline, Microfinance, and Relief.
hottest year on record...climate change?
Quakes and leaks spill government Gagas.