Mike

The Last Christmas: 2011 Population 312,763,111. Toy Production Materials.1300 Elves @ 3 meals every 12 hours. FDA Has banned Milk and Cookies for Santa without Health Inspections.8 Rain deer waste elimination system. Homeland Security Agent @ each residence & after 8 hours, overtime rates apply. FAA Regulations require a rest every 8 hours. Result:Cheapest toy $1,213. 24 . Gov't Personnel + Santa + load exceeded allowable shipping weight. Christmas is cancelled.