Christopher

Like the time that I baby sat my obstinate six year old niece, my girlfriend refused. "I don't like the way that it tastes," she said. I told her, "There is nothing else in the house." We hadn't been shopping in two weeks. Pouting, as if I had just taken away her favorite toy, she reluctantly gulped. This is ultimately how I knew I had to get out of that relationship. How can a grown woman not like to drink water?