Justin

Call me what you like, but don’t call me late to the ship! I needed this voyage, but bobbing here in the water, I wonder if my tattooed best bud and I joined up too hastily. See, Captain was a nutjob, first mate made Hamlet look like Batman, and not much, you know, whaling happened. Old Peg-Leg had it in for a whale. And the whale was a bit vindictive himself. It’s true. Too bad there’s none but I left to say so.