Corona

Allow me to introduce myself.###The fly-est of the flys.###Simply the best.###More groundbreaking than language itself.###I’ve got five on it, and a penny too.###Luck? Fuck is that?###You’d never guess who built me,###more craft than Mr. Rogers.###Superstitious much?###Raised by wolves in North America.###The next line of X–men, I see the future and the past.###Smile now, never cry later.###You can never measure this treasure.###King Kong can’t even touch my swag.###A combination of Jagger and Jay–Z.###I don’t need hands to control this.###Back of the palm type shit.###Beyond words, beyond encyclopedias.###I’ve been around the globe.###I’ve hung with the Pope.###All weather, all sport.###More pop than corn kernels.###Crispier than KFC.###No beard required, game is too solid.###Rocking harder than Freddy Rubble.###I alter realities, I crush dreams.###More steam than Leo D.###Hotter than the sun.###So crispy, Icarus said “hi.”