Lorna

The most eccentric thing someone I know ever did? You’d think it would be a sex thing, but there aren’t any unique sex acts. If you only could make love with someone’s tongue in your nostril, you could probably join a club and get a T-shirt. But this one guy would carefully slice a clove of garlic, then cut a ripe pear with the same knife and reverently serve the pieces, one by one. Better than sex.