Paolo

I was drowning in sweat as I dragged myself through the jungle and as I crested the hill, my eyes were met by a strange tableau.There stood 3 policemen, 2 training pistols on me and one filming me with a movie camera. I almost swooned at the unusual sight, rubbing my eyes that still burned with salty perspiration, when I looked up again, things had abruptly changed.The 3 cops were, in fact, a crystal table lamp, and the jungle was my bedroom.These bizarre hallucinations continued through the night.When I woke the following morning and read the scrawled notes I'd taken on my odd mental ramblings, I decided then and there that these vivid side effects of the drug Poraxydill were too frightening to endure just to cure a toenail fungus. I discontinued its use.Unknown to me however was the fact that the phantasms were actually the work of the highly intelligent fungus.